I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
There was nothing beautiful about how it ended. You fucked up my life.
My body has bruises from the words you told me.
I’m not even sure if I’m dreaming or whether this is real life but my favourite author, Jenn Sterling, just emailed me back saying that she’s going to use my idea for her next book. Holy. Shit.